OK so this isn’t a joke, but it is simple old fun for simple old people.

Like me.

Battleships

Let me know if you figure out how this thing is scored!

Do you know how you fix a broken pizza?

With tomato paste.

OH so clever and funny! I love how the family can work and laugh together.

Kid History

I love this one:

“I take one day at a time, unless they all attack at once.”

My dear friend M responded, “and then you kick butt.”

Thanks M.  I needed that!

Not going to give anything away…;)

patty cats

These guys are my new absolute favorite:

What you ought to know: The Brothers Winn

Smart, clean, relevant, hysterical, and thoughtful.

My personal favorite so far, “explain women.”

Check them out!

Signals.com

A little bit of everything, all of it delightful!

I got this for my daughter a few years ago, but I use the catalog for ideas too. For instance, make your own plaque or pillow – or pillow cases! There are a lot of good sayings on plaques and shirts, why not frame them or use them on cards?

Some other great finds. All sparking creativity, if not actual purchases.

For at least one reader  – tada!

Finally, I actually cut up the catalog and use the pictures on my homemade greeting cards. For example, one, two, three.

Have fun!

What did one care say to the other?

Did you pass GAS?!

Did you hear the joke with footprints on it?

It was a run-on joke.

~by my son D

I grew up watching the original Muppet Show, and this is one of my favorites. Animal is hysterical, Rita Moreno is fantastic – although she could wear a bra already.

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Here in Utah we are celebrating Pioneer Day, the date when the first LDS settlers arrived in Salt Lake City.  There are lots of fantastic and touching stories about these pioneers.

But it’s joke day on Watch Yourself Blink, so I am doing the best I can…

singing off tune… Oh, give me a home, where the buffalo roam, and I’ll show you a house that’s a mess.